The Nonsense Fic - A Nonsense Inc. Production

I am so bumping this for two reasons:

so everyone who enjoys nonsense can have a good laugh and two cuz *hangs head* i have a job to do! xray you know!

Okay...so, there I was, just glancing through my many, many word docs, trying to see if I could get rid of any, when I came across a draft of the chapter I did for this fic!

And since I actually wrote a parody for the BE challenge, I'm kinda inspired to write a new chapter, so...

Now, don't get your hopes up that it will be posted right away, but I will try to have something for you soon...

Oh, and btw....just sitting here lmao at the previous chapters...hehe

Oh, and btw, ghosty girl...still waiting on that group pic on your facebook profile...lol

(Announcer’s voice) Previously on the nonsense fic…

Xray interrupted our favorite non couple in the midst of a kiss…then got kiki, grandma, kasper, polygirl, and nickelbones involved in trying to show them exactly the right circumstances to lead up to such a kiss.

In the course of said action, Jack the monkey has attacked grandma and poor Zach, Angela has gotten involved in the process, and grandma has repeatedly tried to molest our favorite FBI agent, which led to the Nonsense girls bringing in reinforcements. Angel, House, Captain Jack Sparrow, Harry Potter, Legolas and Leo were freed from the Nonsense clubhouse to distract the women, and give Booth some much needed rest.

After a drive to the beach, to watch the sunrise, we are now headed…well, I’m not sure where we’re headed…

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”Okay, everyone, back into the car.” Angela started to round up the odd looking crowd.

Kiki turned. “Jack….sweetie?” The pirate glanced up. “Get off the pig…”

He looked a bit sheepish. “Oh, sorry love. Got a bit carried away,” he said, in a devilishly charming and sexy accent, that had Kiki blushing and giggling, much to the consternation of Jack the monkey, who was still perched atop her shoulder, chattering menacingly. The pirate hopped off of Jasper and joined them.

They all started back to the car. Grandma was now finally ignoring Booth, clutching the arm of the handsome vampire who had miraculously appeared, since for some reason, unbeknownst to her, he had not been included in the car ride from the previous chapter. (Glares evilly at the ghost.)

“Wait! Wait for me!”

They all turned, and Booth, Brennan and Angela all gasped as they saw a short, fuzzy, man?woman?, made of felt, running behind them on stubby legs, waving his/her arms frantically. The nonsense crew, however, seemed to take it all in stride.

Xray took a step forward, dragging Leo along with her. “Puppet, what took you so long?”

Puppet finally reached them, and had to stop a moment to catch a breath. “Oh, well, you know. I had to take the princess to dance class, then I had to make dinner for the prince.”

Booth looked perplexed. “Puppet? Prince, princess?” He looked at Poly. “Another nonsense member, I suppose?”

Poly nodded. “Of course. This is Puppet. She’s one of the gang.”

“She?” Brennan sounded incredulous. “Looks more like a he to me. As a matter of fact, he seems to bear a striking resemblance to…” She turned to the vampire, pointing. “…him.”

“What?” Grandma tore her gaze away from the brooding Angel. “Oh, yes.” She sighed. “See, now, that’s a long story…”

“Which we don’t have time for right now.” Angela stepped between Brennan and Grandma. “Let’s just get going, shall we? Hodgins and I have a date tonight.”

Everyone walked to the car, and Angela slid in behind the wheel. “Okay, where to now?”

“Oh, I know, I know!” Everyone turned to grandma, who was jumping up and down and waving her arms.

“Careful, you old hag! You’re gonna break a hip or something.” Kasper shook her head at the old…er lady.

Grandma shot the ghost an evil glare. “I’m perfectly healthy, I’ll have you know! I’m not in danger of breaking anything!”

Turning her back, she leaned down and whispered something in Angela’s ear, then turned back to everyone. “Okay, let’s go.”

The group all piled back into the car, which was still magically transformed by Potter’s earlier spell. This time, grandma sat on Angel’s lap, preoccupied with the handsome vampire, which left Booth mercifully able to enjoy Brennan’s company in relative peace.

After a short car ride, in which Jack the monkey spent tying more pinecones in Kiki’s hair, they arrived at their destination…a secluded cabin in the middle of the woods. Miraculously, though they had left the warm beaches only minutes before, the woods were covered in a thick blanket of snow, with more snowflakes softly falling from the sky.

Everyone once again hopped out of the car, and tramped through the snowy ground to the cabin. Once inside, they glanced around the quaint little cottage. There was a fire crackling in the fireplace in the tiny living room. “Ah, perfect,” said Kiki. “Grandma, this was actually a great idea!”

“Well, you don’t have to sound so surprised about it, you silly irish witch. I always have great ideas!”

“Oh yeah? Like what?” Kiki scoffed. “Because I…”

“Hold it!” Grandma, Kiki, and the rest of the group turned at the sound of Xray’s voice. She was standing in the middle of the room, yelling at Bones and Booth, who had begun kissing as soon as everyone’s attention was focused on Grandma and Kiki. “Haven’t you learned anything???”

“What?” They both asked in unison.

Xray sighed. “I told you…it’s all about the chemistry!”

“Chemistry! That’s it!” Grandma beamed triumphantly. “And I know just the person that can help! Kasper!”

“Huh?”

Turning, Grandma rolled her eyes at the ghost. “Quit playing with House’s cane!”

Kas giggled. “Which one?”

Grandma sighed. “Just get over here, silly ghost. We need you to explain about chemistry!”

Kas floated over immediately, dragging the poor, harried doctor with her. “Awesome! What do you want to know? Which element has the largest atoms? How to find the formulas for common hydrates of an ionic compound?” She was dancing around, totally oblivious to the stares and incredulous looks of the others. “Or do you just need to know the number of elements in the periodic table?”

Xray jumped in quickly. “No, no, no! Not that kind of chemistry!” She shook her head at Grandma. “If that’s what they needed, I could’ve answered that myself!”

“Oh.” Kasper and Grandma looked equally crestfallen.

Brennan had had just about enough at this point. “Look, if you all would just get out and leave us alone, we could work on our ‘chemistry’!”

Everyone seemed taken aback at the anthropologist’s forceful rebuke…everyone, that is, except Kiki. “Now, now, Dr. Brennan. You have chemistry, that’s true…I think we can all agree on that. Now you just need…the setting.”

“But I thought that’s what you said the beach at sunrise was for,” Booth sputtered. “You keep dragging us all over the place, but you never let us do anything!”

Kiki just shook her head. “If you would just be patient for a few minutes, we will show you what we mean.”

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Will Kiki explain exactly what she means?
Does she even know what she means?
Will Booth and Brennan finally share a kiss?
Will Kasper tell us which element has the largest atoms?
What did puppet make the prince for dinner?

Found out the answers to these questions, (or not), next time…

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

grandma that was brilliant!!!!

wonderawsome!!!!!

PERFECT!!!!!

i am soooooo loving this!!!!!

*high fives grandma!*

woo fucking hoo, finally another chap to the nonsense fic!!

thank you!!!

LOL, Grandma, that was great! That's all I needed to make my day!!!! Yay nonsense!!!!