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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:17 am

While I brainstorm for my other story, I decided to write something amusing for my "say what you want" in my profile. I decided to share it. And possibly write more over the course of the holidays. Just for laughs... Wink

Dear Mr. Claus,
Although I do not believe in perpetuating the myth of a morbidly obese man who can magically fly reindeer across the world, I think I will go ahead and put pen to paper and ask for this one thing on the slight chance that you might receive the letter. I would like to see my partner, Seeley Booth (you know him, or rather you ought to, considering who you possibly are, if you exist, that is), to be wrapped in nothing but a bow on my doorstep Christmas morning.
Yours sincerely, Temperance Brennan


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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:35 am

Dear Santa,
Despite the fact that you possibly represent the delusional psychosis of billions of people, I also recognize the whimsy that the Santa Claus figure epitomizes. Plus, I totally believe in you. Just don't tell anyone. I would lose all credibility.
So, this year, I'd love to have a rare Star Wars #37 Concept Starkiller Hero. Talk about wicked sweet! And if it's not too much, I'm totally digging one of those acid free polystyrene action figure cases.
TTYL
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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:48 am

Dear Santa Claus,

I don't even know why I'm doing this. Sweets thought it would be good therapy. Now I'm just wishing the security guard didn't take my side-arm whenever I came into the lab. Next time, Booth... Next time... Look at Bones over there. She's probably telling Santa you exactly why you can't exist. But she sure looks damn cute.

OK. What do I want? I've got everything. A beautiful son. A great career. Scratch that. There's one thing. One thing I can never have. I don't see how writing San you can make all of that happen.

I want Bones. To hold her and kiss her and wake up on Christmas morning with her in my arms.

Yeah, now I really want my gun.

Run, Sweets. Run!

P.S. If you read this, Sweets, I'm gonna hunt you down. And I'm a sniper-trained FBI Agent.

Booth

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Post by missdebra87 on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:51 am

LOVED Brennan's letter... Isn't that what we all want?

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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:52 am

Dear Santa,

Shoes.

Love, Angela

(Was that too short, Sweets? Or would you like me to draw you a picture? I can do that, you know.)


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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:54 am

missdebra87 wrote:LOVED Brennan's letter... Isn't that what we all want?

Yeah... it is. Embarassed

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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:04 pm

Sweets,
The Santa Claus notion is just a corporate conspiracy designed to fuel economic growth. It's the presidential answer to a downward spiraling economy. If it wasn't for the fact that Americans have diluted and twisted the whole holiday, I'd it 50 years tops before we're all be huddled in caves singing Sinatra ballads.
Besides, I'm loaded. I don't need a fat dude squeezing through my chimney for a couple of stale candy canes.
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Post by ForensicMama on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:05 pm

I'll be back with Cam's letter tomorrow. Very Happy And I'll probably be writing more from other characters like Zack, Max, Parker, etc... Very Happy

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Post by missdebra87 on Fri Dec 05, 2008 12:13 pm

Can't wait!

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Post by mereva on Fri Dec 05, 2008 4:00 pm

Brennan's letter is the best!!!!!!! Very Happy

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Post by TinkonBrink on Fri Dec 05, 2008 5:47 pm

ForensicMama wrote: wrapped in nothing but a bow on my doorstep Christmas morning.


Hmmm...just wondering....I know Dr B lives in an apartment block and her doorstep wouldn't be as chilly as a snowy street...but wouln't her present be better left at the end of her bed? (Logically it's much less further to travel Christmas morning!!!! Very Happy )...or is it too much trouble for a mythical morbidly obese man? *quickly runs away!* Laughing

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Post by VentiGirl on Fri Dec 05, 2008 10:01 pm

i love these!

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Post by ToZiKa on Fri Dec 05, 2008 11:06 pm

TinkonBrink wrote:
ForensicMama wrote: wrapped in nothing but a bow on my doorstep Christmas morning.


Hmmm...just wondering....I know Dr B lives in an apartment block and her doorstep wouldn't be as chilly as a snowy street...but wouln't her present be better left at the end of her bed? (Logically it's much less further to travel Christmas morning!!!! Very Happy )...or is it too much trouble for a mythical morbidly obese man? *quickly runs away!* Laughing


good idea.....I would love to find a Booth there on christmas morning.....

loved the other letters too

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Post by ForensicMama on Sat Dec 06, 2008 2:32 am

Thanks everyone! If you all want to write letters on this thread, that would be great! Very Happy

I just got a call from my sister. She needs me to watch my mom. She just got out of the hospital and needs help going potty, etc. So I won't be on for a few days. Sad Hopefully only a couple. I really was on a roll with my Between Sleep and Awake story. Guess I'll have to put that new chappie on hold. Sorry, everyone.

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Post by VentiGirl on Sat Dec 06, 2008 5:18 am

hope your mom has a speedy recovery

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