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howie wrote:Here ya go Jonezy!


The Black Bra


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' and we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I shared my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?"

queen bess wrote:

sadhbh wrote:Maybe I'll go to Teco in the morning, so I'll have them in the lab. I was planning on staying late tomorrow anyway and was trying to figure out what food to bring in with me for lunch/dinner AND snacks.

Is it so wrong that I'm now a little excited about buying the pop tarts?

It is...isn't it.

What if they don't have any??

NOT wrong.... sometimes planning what food i;m going to eat gets me through my days at work....

howie wrote:Here ya go Jonezy!


The Black Bra


I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you' and we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I shared my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?"

queen bess wrote:

howie wrote:Here ya go Jonezy!

ummm.... i think i missed the context of this conversation...

sadhbh wrote:

queen bess wrote:

sadhbh wrote:Maybe I'll go to Teco in the morning, so I'll have them in the lab. I was planning on staying late tomorrow anyway and was trying to figure out what food to bring in with me for lunch/dinner AND snacks.

Is it so wrong that I'm now a little excited about buying the pop tarts?

It is...isn't it.

What if they don't have any??

NOT wrong.... sometimes planning what food i;m going to eat gets me through my days at work....

I have most of it planned. though I think dinner now may be a cheese sandwich and some pop tarts. Leftover chilli for lunch. I have a suply og bagels and granola bars and oranges that I left in there today for the week. I'm a big lunch-bringer. It just costs too much to eat take away everyday.

And now I will have a box of pop tarts to hide.

YaY!!

sadhbh wrote:

queen bess wrote:

sadhbh wrote:Maybe I'll go to Teco in the morning, so I'll have them in the lab. I was planning on staying late tomorrow anyway and was trying to figure out what food to bring in with me for lunch/dinner AND snacks.

Is it so wrong that I'm now a little excited about buying the pop tarts?

It is...isn't it.

What if they don't have any??

NOT wrong.... sometimes planning what food i;m going to eat gets me through my days at work....

I have most of it planned. though I think dinner now may be a cheese sandwich and some pop tarts. Leftover chilli for lunch. I have a suply og bagels and granola bars and oranges that I left in there today for the week. I'm a big lunch-bringer. It just costs too much to eat take away everyday.

And now I will have a box of pop tarts to hide.

YaY!!

howie wrote:

queen bess wrote:

howie wrote:Here ya go Jonezy!

ummm.... i think i missed the context of this conversation...

It's a joke someone emailed me. Thought Mr. Not so clean mind would get a small laugh.

queen bess wrote:

howie wrote:

queen bess wrote:

howie wrote:Here ya go Jonezy!

ummm.... i think i missed the context of this conversation...

It's a joke someone emailed me. Thought Mr. Not so clean mind would get a small laugh.

ok..... i'm slightly relieved that it's not presonal experience... cos then your husband would be a little blind...

A2BOREANAZ wrote:

sadhbh wrote:

queen bess wrote:

sadhbh wrote:Maybe I'll go to Teco in the morning, so I'll have them in the lab. I was planning on staying late tomorrow anyway and was trying to figure out what food to bring in with me for lunch/dinner AND snacks.

Is it so wrong that I'm now a little excited about buying the pop tarts?

It is...isn't it.

What if they don't have any??

NOT wrong.... sometimes planning what food i;m going to eat gets me through my days at work....

I have most of it planned. though I think dinner now may be a cheese sandwich and some pop tarts. Leftover chilli for lunch. I have a suply og bagels and granola bars and oranges that I left in there today for the week. I'm a big lunch-bringer. It just costs too much to eat take away everyday.

And now I will have a box of pop tarts to hide.

YaY!!

oh das thats too funny......but you are right about it being expensive......ugh.......and if you want i can send you some poptarts too......just let me know what kind you want

queen bess wrote:ok... my ceiling is making noises... not very comforting...