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Re: jokes ! post em here - PG13 for some of them :D
by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:26 am
THX1138 wrote:LMAO!!!DBCrazy wrote:Why do men become smarter during sex?
Why do you think?
Because they are plugged into a genius!
And here I thought it was because we were finally using both heads.RM
And Ella, my source will remain secret until I get a chance to use a few more. I found me a goldmine!
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by RGPageantqueen on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:32 am
haha!!! Robert, clearly you were wrong.. JK!
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Re: jokes ! post em here - PG13 for some of them :D
by dawnsfire on Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:41 am
A man was in the hospital for a serious ailment. The doctor came out to speak with the family in the waiting room. “It’s very serious, but there is an experimental procedure that might work: brain transplant. The problem is that you’ll have to pay for the brain.”
One of the relatives asked, “What’s the cost?”
“A thousand for a man’s brain, $200 for a woman’s.”
The relatives looked at each other for a minute, then someone asked, “Why the price difference?”
“Well, a woman’s brain has been used.”
One of the relatives asked, “What’s the cost?”
“A thousand for a man’s brain, $200 for a woman’s.”
The relatives looked at each other for a minute, then someone asked, “Why the price difference?”
“Well, a woman’s brain has been used.”
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by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:18 pm
Hehe! Too true, dawn!
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
Why do you think?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
Why do you think?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
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by THX1138 on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:34 pm
Really? That never stopped me before.DBCrazy wrote:Hehe! Too true, dawn!
Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
Why do you think?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties!
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by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:44 pm
LOL! Okay, so kings have special privileges, seeing's how they can hang anyone who looks at them sideways, but for the normal Joe ...
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by dawnsfire on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:51 pm
whatever you say, Majesty... 
Should I say I'm glad I've never attended a party with you in attendance? 
Should I say I'm glad I've never attended a party with you in attendance?
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by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:56 pm
dawnsfire wrote:whatever you say, Majesty...
I think we might have a pretender to the throne in dawn!!
That was a beautiful comeback!!!
All I can say is it's a good thing that I didn't need to go to the bathroom before I read this!
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by PIMP on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:00 pm
A woman came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged her husband down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise. She then secured it tightly and removed the handle. Next she picked up a hacksaw. The husband terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to......to....cut it off are you?!" The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."
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by PIMP on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:01 pm
A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."
The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.
There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-u-c-k y-y-y-y-ou!
The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.
There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!" Finally, the doctor responds, "F-f-f-f-f-f-u-c-k y-y-y-y-ou!
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by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:33 pm
Those were great!!!
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by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:36 pm
Why don't women have men's brains?
Oh, that's simple ...
because they don't have penises to put them in!
Oh, that's simple ...
because they don't have penises to put them in!
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by THX1138 on Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:41 pm
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing the incoming freshman class on propriety and the school's policy on sexual morality.
"Ask yourselves this ladies, when next you face temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourselves this one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of regret?"
There was dead silence in the lecture hall until a sweet young thing stood up in the back of the room and asked, "How do you make it last an hour?"
RM
"Ask yourselves this ladies, when next you face temptation," said the speaker to the class, "ask yourselves this one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of regret?"
There was dead silence in the lecture hall until a sweet young thing stood up in the back of the room and asked, "How do you make it last an hour?"
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by RGPageantqueen on Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:45 pm
i just LOL'd in a quiet airplane and two people looked at me... It's funny!
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by DBCrazy on Thu Jul 02, 2009 9:46 pm
LOL! Robert, I think you're playing on the wrong side!!
Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he's coming or going!
Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?
So he can tell if he's coming or going!
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