Why They Need To Have Hot Sex

Booth and Brennan need to have hot intercourse and QUICK. And why? Because they're TOO COMFORTABLE. Look how cozy they are! Look how adorable they are! Arms around one another, easy glances, sweet touches, getting drunk together, holding hands... I'm pretty sure that this show would tank if they drew out their relationship like this for another season. This is why they need to have sex. They need to mix up their comfortableness. It doesn't matter how the finale is written. I don't care if it's for procreation. I don't care if they're drunk. I don't care if they're angry and then start attacking one another. I don't care what the situation is. The fact stands that B&B need to get it on. Fans are about as deprived as these two are and I'm certain that if they drew this out, then people would start striking.

Let's take this scenario: Booth and Brennan have sex so she can have a baby. There's no other {outward} reason, or stated reason, that these two got in the sack. Fans would be angry? It was so contrived? Drunken sex is contrived. At least that wouldn't be as cliche! But that's not the point I'm getting at. They need to make love because they're so comfortable. The tension is starting to soften because they're so comfortable. And what NORMAL NONFICTIONAL people would NOT have had sex by now? Four years of long, steamy looks?! Their relationship needs to be mixed up. It doesn't matter how the finale sex comes about. The fact is, they will have to deal with the boiling over feelings for one another, the memories of the night--the fact that where fantasies of one another once stood, now they have a concrete vision. Can you imagine the post-coital sexual tension between these two!?

That's where I think HH is taking us in Season Five. Hotter. Steamier. Sexier. Tension. Nothing is hotter than RESOLVED sexual tension. Resolved, but NOT resolved.

I think we should fasten our seat belts.

I've only read the title and I can't wait to read what you've written!!

Hear! Hear!! You go, girl!

Mama, you can tell you're a writer - always thinking of the storyline! Me, I say let the writers figure out how to deal with it, I just want to watch!! This is the first time that I wished this show was on later in the evening!!! (If you know what I mean!)

LOL! I wish it aired really late, too!!!! We need some freaking skin! xD

And thanks for the compliment!

Agreed!
Whilst the BB moments are very sweet and comfy...I must admit if I have to sit through another season of gazing over pie, gazing over fries, gazing over beer and wine in the bar...sitting in bus shelters eating cake (again with the shifty gazing)...standing in psychologists offices folding up handkerchiefs and ruddy gazing! Booth going on about how Brennan is special, how there's one person for everyone, how everything happens eventually and how someday she'll believe in love...talk is cheep my friend!
Enough with the comfortable and the hugging and the yabbering and the gooey eye fornication...clothes off. Bedroom now!

Yes! CLOTHES OFF. BEDROOM NOW!

As much as I love and adore these great moments, I want some HEAT. So freaking hot that we feel like we're in a sauna!

Yes Heat!
*Takes up a placard that says Support the Writers Strike What do we want? HEAT! When do we want it? NOW!*

Ha! Hot sauna sex...let 'em try to gaze their way outta that one!

Oh jeez, Tink, you're putting naughty thoughts in my head! Sauna Sex!!!??? Someone should write a fic!!!!

Moi? *face schooled into an innocent expression*
This from the person that wrote dirty BB sex in a kitchen?
Is it my fault I say sauna and sex in the same sentence and your mind is in the gutter? (Answer: Yes...probably coz I immediately thought if only the resonance chamber in SitP had been a sauna...!)...Darn it! *puts on gum boots joins Mama in the gutter*

ForensicMama wrote:Oh jeez, Tink, you're putting naughty thoughts in my head! Sauna Sex!!!??? Someone should write a fic!!!!

Ugh, that would not be healthy....Yeah, that 's the first thing that popped into my head. I'm in LA right now and I swear, the only thing I can think of in this heat is the risk of dehydration. Now, if you tell me they should have Hot Sex in the showers outside the sauna, I'd totally be up for that.

And uh, well, I've made my peace with them having sex by the end of the season, but I wouldn't have minded say, another half-season of buildup. They are doing a phenomenal job, mind you, with these latter episodes, to the point where I don't think more will be needed. But yes, if they'd delayed it a little bit, I'd have been okay with that too.

I guess we'll have to wait and see what Hart and co. will actually deliver. I'm a little about that. Let's just say I'm personally familiar with that craving some writers have to put their characters through the most overwhelming, absurd emotional beatings. And I think Hart is too.

I've been getting kicked off tonight, several times. I have a post ready and then "blip" and I'm off the site. The rest of the internet is fine!

Anyway, I was laughing at you two. I'm right there in the gutter with you, and I don't care who writes it, but someone needs to!!

I'm thinking that they need to have a writer's contest. Enough with the acting - get some of the real talent that the internet can tap!

That would end up being one DIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRTY fic! I nominate SSJL. She's just talented enough to bring this sauna/shower sex into fruition. xD

Sauna, shower... What about jacuzzi?

I Think if they do the deed they will be drunk. AT least Booth will be. Cause.... he has been keeping away his hands from Brennan for 4 years. 4 YEARS. He would never do it with straight head. So... Yeah. Something will fire up from His side. And I am sure Brennan likes it So... In my opinion is that what's happen. Ofcourse ... vicodin or some more could do that part too LOL

So high expectations I see What if they decide to be mean and all we see is them kissing, then just a flash at them being in bed and then the camera would point at, I dunno, a vase with flowers with romantic music in the bakcground and two or three "oh" and "ah" coming from somewhere :D:D