Would You Rather....?

Pineapple Sherbert

WYR ... tell a joke that goes flat and gets no laughs, or accidentally make a joke that embarasses a friend and has the whole room rolling in the aisles?



BTW, the knife wound took longer to heal and was more of a pain than the arm wound.

Well, no joke. Cause I wouldn't do that to my friends

WYR know you have a stalker or not know?

ummm... if it was a crazy kill you stalker i would rather know...

WYR get wet feet or wet hair?

Feet. I went to bed with sopping wet hair and woke up sick

WYR have soup or a sandwich?

sandwich... i like me my bread...

Would you rather go on holiday to the beach or to a city?

THX1138 wrote:BTW, the knife wound took longer to heal and was more of a pain than the arm wound.

totally unrelated... but OUCH poor you, and i don't dare ask how you managed to get both shot and stabbed...

City

WYR surf or body surf?

Body Surf

WYR ... Hunt for your dinner or dumpster dive?

queen bess wrote:

THX1138 wrote:BTW, the knife wound took longer to heal and was more of a pain than the arm wound.

totally unrelated... but OUCH poor you, and i don't dare ask how you managed to get both shot and stabbed...

Thanks. I know it's completely off topic but I have no problem telling folks about them both now, although for a while it was embarrassing. The knife wound was stupid and self inflicted. I was out deer hunting and had just finished dressing a doe, I wiped the blade on my pant leg to clean off some of the gore and my buddy slipped and bumped into me, I shifted my weight and wound up driving the knife point two inches into the back of my leg.

The bullet wound was an accident as well. We were shooting on some private land and long story short, a friend of mine wasn't paying attention and I was down range when he cleared the chamber on his little .22 automatic. At first I was like "Hey, you could have shot me!" then a few seconds later he was going, "Dude, um, you're bleeding." It was really as much my fault as it was his, you always need to be range aware when guns are involved.

RM

WYR ... Hunt for your dinner or dumpster dive?

Hunt, but preferably not with Robert!!

WYR ... eat possum or raccoon?

ummm... ew... neither!!! but lets choose raccoon cause possums are cuter...

WYR play cricket or croquet?

croquet because I don't have three days to devote to a game.

WYR ... shave all of your body hair off (even the head) or go a year without bathing?


Oh, and for the record Possum is actually quite tasty, as is racoon, the key with either of them is preperation.

Ummm shave off my hair i guess??

WYR go shopping at a huge shopping centre or small place with only the few stores you need?

I never like shopping, but if I'm in the mood.... I'd rather a huge shoppin mall so I can find something.


Would you rather live in a big or small town?

Big

WYR go fishing or hunting?

Fishing


Would you rather listen to music or watch tv?