Re: Favorite 'Bones' Quotes

by bones fan 99 on Fri Sep 17, 2010 9:03 am

MI_Bonesgirl wrote:Angela: Glug, glug, WOOHOO

Hodgins: What? I clicked on a pop-up and got caught in a pornado

Booth to Brennan after she punched judge Hasty: You are. So. HOT

Daisy: I'm awesome

Booth to Brennan: Jesus is Not a zombie

Hodgins: King of the Lab!

Hodgins: King of the Funeral!

Zack: King of the loony bin!

Sweets: My book is crap!

Booth: Reasons for wanting a gun?
Brennan: To shoot people.

Goodman: Go polish a bone, Mr. Addy.

Booth: You know, you're a smart ass. You know that?
Bones: Objectively, I'd say I'm very smart, although it has nothing to do with my ass.

Angela: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings

Booth:ok new division of labor, you cuff em, I shoot em

Angela about Booth: I'd like to buy a ticket for that ride (me too Ange, me too)

Sweets: These action figurines? They're awesome
Booth: Still living at home there Sweets?
Sweets: No I have my own place, and before that I lived with a woman, alright.
Brennan: was that woman your mother?
Booth: Yeah, your mommy?
Sweets: No she most definitely was not my mother

Brennan: No we can't ask Jared Addison, He's dead
Sweets: WHOA she is WICKED literal

Brennan to Booth: Do ALL boys keep their masturbatory aids in their shoes or is that particular to you?
Booth: That's for me to know and you to find out

Caroline: A yuletide gathering of the Brennan criminal element

Caroline: Because you're all Dr Brennan and Special Agent Seeley Booth, and it's Christmas and I have a puckish side that will not be denied

Caroline: No Christmas tree. No Way. Not even if you squeeze his buttocks

ok last re-quote but man these all made me smile... especially not even if you squeeze his buttocks... oh man 7 more days

by jro54 on Wed Sep 22, 2010 9:43 am

Angela: Glug, glug, WOOHOO

Angela: I love it when you two impersonate earthlings

Angela: She has more pent-up sexual energy to power a small Midwestern city.

Angela to Booth: Ummm...I don't know. Putting testicles on the outside of th body doesn't seem like a good idea to me.

Angela: Watching you two is like watching the clash of the two horny titans.

I think Angela is hilarious.

...and

Zack: All Angela needed to hear was her job description in a deep, African American voice.

Booth to Brennan: I'm never going to make you fall. I'm always going to be here.

Brennan: Do you love me?
Booth: Yeah, I want to prove it to you.

by gordongordonfan on Thu Sep 23, 2010 4:17 am

Like reading these... so many awesome episodes and quotes! How about:

"A Saxon can't go for a walk?" Hodgins to Dr. Goodman
"We're gonna need a bigger boat" Hodgins in his Dreyfuss garb
"This is fierce wretched" Sweets, when Booth arrested him
"No Bones, you didn't answer the question... answer MY question..."
Booth to Bones after she accused him of Jarod's belief he was afraid of success.

Too many good ones!

by lancelot on Sat Sep 25, 2010 4:51 pm

My favorite funny line of the whole series is when Hodgins is looking at the semen stains on the sheets that belong to the frathouse on TBITO and he says, "I hope these guys are re-hydrating."

by Pat on Sat Sep 25, 2010 8:05 pm

Turi ray of sunshine wrote:Booth: "I am with Bones, Cam all the way. Don't doubt it for a second"

This is my all-time favorite quote. I think it is the foundation for the entire show.

by dreamerktm411 on Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:19 am

I loved from season 5:
Cam: "All organisms evolve and develop along patterns only recognized in retrospect. Your life doesn't exist outside the laws of nature."
Brennan: "Then, in ignorance, I await my own surprise."

But probably my all time favorite:
Brennan: "Booth- I knew you'd back me up... I knew you wouldn't make me a liar."
Booth: "How did you know?"
Brennan: "Because you want to go to Heaven."
Booth: "But you don't believe in Heaven."
Brennan: "But you do."

by ShannonQ on Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:29 am

Brennan saying "Yo, sup" and her wide knowledge of the Guido culture in "Meathead" was pretty dang funny! Laughing