Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
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Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by Evil Monkey on Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:19 am
Sweets: My arm! You broke my arm!
Brennan: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE! Now don't move!
(Brennan kidnaps Sweets and takes him hostage)
Sweets: It won't work, Temperance. You're not a killer. You won't kill me.
Brennan: You're already dead, Sweets. Everyone dies. You know I believe it, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
Sweets: (turning to the audience) Model citizens.
Anyone else got some?
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 on Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:51 am
Hmm, well I know the first one won't ever be seen or heard of in BONES, since there are only 206 bones in the human body and Brennan would never make that mistake. The second one? Well, we can hope, can't we?Evil Monkey wrote:
Sweets: My arm! You broke my arm!
Brennan: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE! Now don't move!
(Brennan kidnaps Sweets and takes him hostage)
Sweets: It won't work, Temperance. You're not a killer. You won't kill me.
Brennan: You're already dead, Sweets. Everyone dies. You know I believe it, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
Anyone else got some?
Here's my contribution:
Brennan (to Booth): You call that a penis?
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Cam (to Brennan): What say we go get an 8-ball, a couple of 40s, and head back to my crib an' kick it?
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Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:44 pm
THX1138 wrote:Hmm, well I know the first one won't ever be seen or heard of in BONES, since there are only 206 bones in the human body and Brennan would never make that mistake. The second one? Well, we can hope, can't we?Evil Monkey wrote:
Sweets: My arm! You broke my arm!
Brennan: There are 215 bones in the human body. That's ONE! Now don't move!
(Brennan kidnaps Sweets and takes him hostage)
Sweets: It won't work, Temperance. You're not a killer. You won't kill me.
Brennan: You're already dead, Sweets. Everyone dies. You know I believe it, SO DON'T FUCK WITH ME!
Anyone else got some?
Here's my contribution:
Brennan (to Booth): You call that a penis?
Well, I guess after Sully, nobody can really compare.
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Cam (to Brennan): What say we go get an 8-ball, a couple of 40s, and head back to my crib an' kick it?
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Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
Episode title: "The Death of the Duck"
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 on Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:04 pm
Heh, I do recall at least one fic where Brennan had never been with a 'large' man before and actually thought that Sully's rather modest endowment was quite large and Booth was comparatively huge. Can't recall the name of the fic right now, but it was hilarious.joybrennan wrote:THX1138 wrote:
Brennan (to Booth): You call that a penis?
Well, I guess after Sully, nobody can really compare.
Heh, I'd pay to see that one, double if it was Brennan that got to him first, triple if he died from a heart attack before either one could lay a hand on him!
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Cam (to Brennan): What say we go get an 8-ball, a couple of 40s, and head back to my crib an' kick it?
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Sweets (to Booth): I've had it with your crap! Now sit down, shut up, and do what I FUCKING TELL YOU TO or I'll pop you one right in the mouth!
Episode title: "The Death of the Duck"
Yeah, I just can't see Cam ever saying anything like that- she's Canadian after all!Thank you, oh evil one - these were fun! My favorite one was Cam! Still [Only admins are allowed to see this image][Only admins are allowed to see this link] alt="" />
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by bones206 on Mon Aug 30, 2010 7:29 am
Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by THX1138 on Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:29 am
bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
That's a good one! How about this one,Booth (to Brennan): Please Bones, I've been a baaad Special Agent. Spank me!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan on Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:30 am
Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan on Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:41 am
Ok, here's one we won't hear. Angela to Brennan, "You do realize that you're emotionally retarded....right?"
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan on Mon Aug 30, 2010 8:43 am
THX1138 wrote:bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Booth (to Brennan): Please Bones, I've been a baaad Special Agent. Spank me!
Actually...I could see that one.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by bones206 on Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:07 am
Brennan: ZOMG! Team Edward!!!
Brennan: This is my jam! "I said baby, baby, baby oh!"
Brennan: This is my jam! "I said baby, baby, baby oh!"
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by dreamerktm411 on Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:13 pm
joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Please, please, please send this piece of brilliance to Hart.
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by Cordelia on Mon Aug 30, 2010 9:07 pm
joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Now this I can actually see happening
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by SnoopGirl on Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:30 am
joybrennan wrote:Ok, here's one we won't hear. Angela to Brennan, "You do realize that you're emotionally retarded....right?"
Love it!
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by dawnsfire on Tue Aug 31, 2010 8:34 am
Me too. It's the simpler one that isn't likely to slide past Brennan's lips.Cordelia wrote:joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Now this I can actually see happening
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Re: Lines you will NEVER hear on "Bones"
by joybrennan on Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:46 pm
dawnsfire wrote:Me too. It's the simpler one that isn't likely to slide past Brennan's lips.Cordelia wrote:joybrennan wrote:Well no, it would be this: "Having realized that the hormonal firings that cause physical attraction and sexual arousal can in fact be triggered by the mental and emotional construct called love, I have concluded that I, metaphorically speaking, gave you my heart the day we met. Therefore I would like to attempt forging a social contract between us that involves shared meals, attendance at various entertainment venues, and several days per week of prolonged sexual contact."bones206 wrote:Brennan to Booth: I love you and I would like to have a relationship.
Now this I can actually see happening
I know - I meant it in terms of agreeing she'd never say something that simple. The only way she could convey "I love you and I would like to have a relationship" would be in paragraph form.
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