~Intoxicated~ B/B, Rated M for future chappies, T now updated 10/10 -- posted by kinseyjo [

Posted 11/10/2007 09:21:43 (11/10/2007 00:21:43 AM) kinseyjo

Ladies of the ABY, I thank you for your sweet reviews! Grand total between here and ff, there were FIFTY-TWO reviews for chapter one. THAT'S AWESOME!! Thank you thank you thank you.

Posted 11/10/2007 09:27:47 (11/10/2007 00:27:47 AM) kinseyjo

A/N: You guys ROCK. This story has gotten more reviews in one chapter than any of my SVU stuff ever did in one chapter. You’re awesome! By the way, if you know anyone who ISN’T a B/B shipper after Seeley’s little speech last night and Brennan’s “I-want-to-leap-across-this-table-and-eff-you” face, please have them committed. It’s for their own good. On with the smut!

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Laws were made to keep things in order. There were laws about murder, laws about stealing, even ten basic laws that God had supposedly entrusted Moses to bring down from Mt. Sinai. None of these laws were supposed to be defied. For Temperance Brennan, there were also laws of physics that couldn’t be ignored. She knew that it was physically illegal for the room to be spinning, but she was pretty certain she’d been on tilt-a-whirls that made her less nauseous. She could hear Angela’s voice in her head, reminding her to put one foot on the floor to cease the motion. She slapped her bare foot against the wood floor and licked her parched lips, a result of drunkenly slumbering with one’s mouth agape. Her other foot hit a lump in the tangled bedding and she whipped back the sheet to see what it was. At the foot of the bed, her dark denim jeans lay in a crumpled heap next to the black tank top she’d had on at the bar. Nice to know she still possessed the skill of sleep-stripping. Brennan swept the clothes off the bed with her foot and listened to them hit the floor with a soft ‘plop.’

The room had thankfully stopped moving enough for her to get out of the bed. She stumbled gracelessly to the tall bureau and pulled open the top drawer crammed full of tee shirts. She shrugged into the first one her hand landed on and closed the drawer. Reaching into the next drawer down, she traded her lace thong for a pair of more sensible cotton panties with little pink lip prints all over them. Giving herself a quick once-over in the mirror on the back of the door, Brennan had to laugh. Partially because she looked (and felt) like death warmed over, and partially because of the tee shirt she wore. Angela had found it online and decided that Brennan had to have it, even though she had no personal knowledge of the statement on the front in bold, black print: HAVE SAFE SEX: SLEEP WITH AN FBI AGENT. Brennan shook her head with a laugh. If only Booth could see her now. At the thought of her partner, the previous night’s events came slamming into Brennan’s head with the force of a tidal wave. The bar. The… had she really done that many shots? The… oh boy. Booth. In the corner… yikes. She vaguely recalled him bringing her home. Coffee. She needed coffee. And about half a dozen aspirin.

Padding into the kitchen, she was continuing her analysis and panicking about what had happened the night before when it hit her. Oh, shit. Had she offered to rock Booth’s world? Oh, no. Okay, Tempe. Just calm down. This is not… WAIT! You woke up alone! Booth didn’t stay! Thank God… She wanted to be certain the first time she had sex with Seeley Booth she’d remember it. That they both would. Wait, what? Where the hell did that come from? Are you still DRUNK?!

Between her analyzing and panicking, she completely missed the half-naked FBI agent watching her from her couch until he spoke. “Good morning, Sunshine. Or should I call you Princess?”

Brennan placed a hand over her heart reflexively, even though she knew logically it would do nothing to stop the racing cadence. “Booth. You scared me. And why would you call me Princess?”

“Sorry,” he replied automatically. “Nice shirt,” he ignored her question with a warm smile.

Brennan felt her cheeks flush first, followed by her ears, then her arms, neck, and chest. As she crossed her arms over said chest, she felt the area between her thighs heat as well, but she suspected that had less to do with her embarrassment than her arousal at his sleep-roughened voice. Choosing to ignore his comment, she decided to state the obvious instead. “You slept out here.”

He nodded, waiting for her to say something else.

“Did I… say anything out of the ordinary last night?”

“Such as?” he prompted.

“Okay… now don’t laugh when I ask you,” she requested, and he shook his head.

“Of course I won’t.”

“Did I…” she licked her lips nervously. “I seem to recall…” she sighed. “Booth, did I offer to rock your world last night?”

His face split into a wide grin, and she was faced with the sudden fear that either she was exactly correct, or she had outed herself as a member of the I-want-to-see-Seeley-Booth-naked-club. “I was wondering if you’d remember that,” he said with a smile.

“But you were a perfect gentleman,” she stated matter-of-factly.

“What makes you think that?” he asked, cocking his head the way he did when he was confused.

“Are you denying that you’re a gentleman?” she asked, astonished.

“No! Bones, I… you… I…” now it was his turn to blush wildly. “What do you remember from last night?” he regarded her suspiciously.

“Mmm… I remember Ange calling and dragging me out of my office at about nine, wanting me to meet her and Hodgins at a bar that… did Hodgins buy a bar?”

Seeley nodded. “That he did.”

“Okay. So I got there, and you were there, and you bought me a shot and told me to ‘loosen up, Bones’ and as I recall, I was quite loose.

Seeley bit back a grin at her phrasing, not wanting to get into exactly how loose she’d tried to get. “And then what do you remember?” he prodded gently.

“Dancing with you and making out in the corner?” she asked with an almost timid quality to her voice.

He grinned and nodded. “And then Ange dragged you off to the bathroom for the umpteenth time and I have no idea what happened, but when you came back, you nearly dragged me out the door.”

“I think Ange and I got into a fight,” Brennan offered thoughtfully. “I think we got into a fight over you.”

Seeley tried to turbo down his ego, but the thought of the beautiful anthropologist and her best girlfriend fighting over him was pretty hot.

“I don’t think it was how you’re picturing,” she said with an eye roll.

He cleared his throat as if that would assuage her suspicion. “Well anyway, we came back here, I poured you into bed – clothed more fully than you are right now, I might add – I grabbed a blanket, and crashed on the couch. And I woke up a little bit ago to you beating a path to the coffee maker –and the aspirin I assume – in your sexually explicit tee shirt and your… are those lip prints?” he asked with a crooked grin. His question seemed to draw her attention to the fact that she wasn’t wearing pants and she flushed embarrassedly again.

“Bones, relax,” he stood and she leapt back as if he’d taken a swing at her. “Whoa, Bones, hey. What happened to the seductress from last night?”

“I think my hangover ran her off,” Brennan replied wryly.

“It’s just me, Bones. Relax,” he took another step toward her and she visibly relaxed. “that’s my girl,” he took her gently into his arms and she stiffened slightly again. “It’s a guy hug, Bones. We’ve gone over this.”

She reached around and wrapped her arms around his waist and let her head rest against his bare chest. “You know, Booth, these really aren’t guy hugs,” she mumbled.

“I know, Bones,” he sighed into her auburn curls that smelled suspiciously like a combination of sweat, bar stank, and… her. “But we’re having a moment. Just go with it.” She paused a beat but he could still feel the tension.

“Booth,” she began, pulling back momentarily to look up at him.

“Yeah Bones,” he sighed again, a little exasperated.

“Do you think I could kiss you? I want to do a little experiment.”

Seeley lowered his face to hers and cupped her chin in his hand. “Temperance,” he breathed. “Don’t ever think you have to ask to kiss me.” And with that, he kissed her.

When Booth’s lips hit hers, the first emotion that raced through Brennan’s body was disappointment. A grave dissatisfaction with herself that she’d been too intoxicated the night before to remember how amazing his mouth felt on hers. He kissed her slowly, sliding the fingers of one hand into the tangled mass of unwashed curls on her head, the other grabbing a fistful of her tee shirt at the small of her back and holding on for dear life. She got into the rhythm too, running her hands up and down his back, her fingers bumping along the places where the corduroy couch had left it’s impression on his smooth skin. She slowly dragged her nails along the little ridges, eliciting a shiver from him at the ticklish sensation. He abandoned his grip on her tee shirt to move down to pull her hips closer and groaned at how well she fit against him.

Never one to miss an opportunity, when her partner groaned, Brennan slid her tongue past his teeth into the warmth of his mouth. Swiping quickly and then retreating, she smiled at how fun it was to tease him. “You’re doing that on purpose,” he muttered against her mouth.

“Shh. I’m experimenting,” she teased.

“Jeez. Sorry, Doc. Experiment away,” he responded, still kissing her. He shifted back, dropping onto the couch, Brennan landing awkwardly in his lap, straddling one thigh and nearly biting off his tongue along with her bottom lip.

“What the hell was that?” she asked with a grin, licking at her tender lip.

“I was experimenting,” he mocked.

“This is why I do the experiments and you carry the gun,” she teased.

He laughed appreciatively, but stopped when he saw the smoky glint in her eye.

“Speaking of guns,” she said, cupping her hand around the bulge behind the fly of his jeans. “What’s this?”

“Dr. Brennan. Did you just make a sex joke?”

“Bad?” she asked tentatively.

“Hot,” he replied, drawing her soft lips into another kiss. “That,” he said, tipping his head in the direction of his lap, “is what you do to me, Bones.”

She grinned, quite pleased with herself that she could have such a tremendous effect on him. “Really?” she asked.

He groaned. “And the fact that you don’t even realize it makes it that much sexier.” She rewarded him with another smile and a wet kiss. “Okay. You go get in the shower, and then we’re going to breakfast. I have suddenly worked up quite an appetite.”

“Come with me?” she asked, not knowing where the husky quality in her voice had come from.

“Not unless you feel like taking a cold shower,” he grinned, dropping another kiss on her lips. “And besides. Once I got you all naked and slippery, I wouldn’t be responsible for my actions.”

Her face and core heated at his words. “I’d be okay with that.”

“Later, Bones. I promise. It’s gonna be good, this thing between us. And it’s gonna be explosive. But it’s not going to be when you’re drunk. Or when I’m trying to finesse you without falling and breaking my head open.”

“But when is it going to be?”

He laughed at the slight whine in her voice. “Want me pretty bad, huh?” he asked.

She rolled her eyes and socked him in the chest. “You want it as bad as I do,” she muttered.

He smiled and continued teasing her. “That was a yes.”

“Shut up,” she whined, dropping her head against his chest. He chuckled, and she discovered she loved the feel of the vibration against her cheek. He draped his arms loosely around her waist and stroked his hands up her bare back. He traced a pattern slowly around her rib cage to her breasts and weighed them gently in his hands. She groaned her acceptance and ground her center against his thigh.

“Temperance,” he whispered.

“Yeah,” she groaned.

“Shower. Breakfast. Then whatever you want. Maybe a movie, maybe dinner, maybe we’ll just come back here and I’ll feel you up to your heart’s content.”

She grinned and raised an eyebrow at him. “Promise?”

“Promise.”

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A/N: sweetjamielee thinks I’m a tease. YOU guys don’t think I’m a tease, do you? Mwahahaha Reviews are like kisses, people. The only bad one is one you didn’t get! I say that because I know I won't get flamed here.

Posted 11/10/2007 09:42:36 (11/10/2007 00:42:36 AM) BGWGscienceteacher

Yes, you are a tease. But so long as you deliver after the teasing then you are a good tease. That chapter was great.

Posted 11/10/2007 10:07:38 (11/10/2007 01:07:38 AM) luli27

Tease? tease you say? I don't know, it's been what? two chapters where they get like so close and then nothing! Do you think that's teasing? Because I . . . DO! God, yes, you're a tease but you write wonderful while you tease. Do you think you could update next chapter like tomorrow morning and have it not be a tease, pretty please???

Posted 11/10/2007 11:13:40 (11/10/2007 02:13:40 AM) kinseyjo

LOL Luli! i would love to, babe, but i have one of those effin' job dealy-mabobbers! life's a bitch, right?

science, i'm soo glad you like it!

Posted 11/10/2007 22:05:36 (11/10/2007 01:05:36 PM) Bella Loony

YOU ARE A COMPLETE TEASE!! That wasn't smutt, that was fluffersmutt!! I want down right dirty SMUTT!! But that was AWESOME!! I tell ya if I was stradled across his lap on the couch, there would be no letting him up for anything!! Wowza, and now I want that t-shirt, I am so searching EBAY!! Woohoo, that's awesome! Great chapter, and I did not realize you were on FF, so I'll review over there later!! Awesome Possum!!

BDWSGBL

Posted 12/10/2007 16:09:31 (12/10/2007 07:09:31 AM) evoly

sweet, funny and hot......
i love this story..
hope there will be another good chapter....

Posted 15/10/2007 03:35:58 (14/10/2007 06:35:58 PM) ToZiKa

You're sure as hell a tease.
If you write two chapters like these you are definitely a tease.
Hurry up now, we want another chapter.

Posted 15/10/2007 21:16:24 (15/10/2007 12:16:24 AM) CaRiNeSs

lol... "I will feel you up to your hearts content" ....haha...great chapter...glad she didn't fight it! Please post more soon!

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Posted 16/10/2007 22:33:25 (16/10/2007 01:33:25 PM) gimmeagun

I love how this is funny and sexy at the same time. And yes...you are a tease. LOL! I need to get that shirt! So funny...

post soon! He still needs to feel her up to her hearts content.

Posted 16/10/2007 23:24:56 (16/10/2007 02:24:56 PM) otismotis

I am back and no update. Need more now, long, long update soon. You are such a tease,.

Posted 18/10/2007 04:46:56 (17/10/2007 07:46:56 PM) oxLaceyxo

Lmao i have a shirt that says that But its a tank top, its hot pink and it dose have big black writing LOL. Keep going.

oxLaceyxo

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Posted 18/10/2007 05:53:25 (17/10/2007 08:53:25 PM) miller0259

*gasp!!* I didn't know you were continuing this!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't wait for more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 19/10/2007 19:47:52 (19/10/2007 10:47:52 AM) CaRiNeSs

I can't wait for more either!!! Please post soon Kinsey